Words of wisdom from Amy Poehler

I love this woman.

denchgang:

never skip leg day

fangirling-bookworm:

kpop fangirl problem

amazingveganfood:

Vegan Ramen at T’s Tantan, Tokyo Station @ Just One More Spoon

mmmmm someone bring me all of this, I am so siiiiick ;;;___;;;

did-you-kno:

Etymologists believe the word pumpernickel means “devil’s fart” in German. Source

I’m all for that.

» Skinny Shaming Is Not The Same As Fat Discrimination. Period.

fatbodypolitics:

fightwing23:

peetababy:

I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????

This is either a plot for a new X-Men movie or a Stephen King novel.

I need to know how this ends.

thisisglorious:

faeriesandlakes:

concious-anonymous:

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

How would girls feel if it said “Female Tears” ??

Oh lord.

probably

the

same

way

we

feel

when

we

see

these.

FUCKING THANK YOU

SO FUCK OFF ALREADY

heroineheroine:

Things people say to me because I have locs…

" i love your extensions !"
” what extensions did you use ?”
” I love your braids !”
” I thought those were braids “
” is that your real hair ?”
” is that all yours ?”
” oh .. . your hair doesn’t stink ”
” do you listen to Bob Marley ?”
” you smoke weed don’t you ?”
” can I touch your hair ?”
” you like getting your dreads pulled ? ”
*white person with dreads * ” I love your dreads , I wish my hair was like yours !”
” do you wash dreads ?”
” can you wash those ? How ?”
” do your dreads come out when you wash them ? Retwist them ?”
” you need your hair done ”
” are you rasta ?”
” shake dem dreads ”
“You’re pretty for a darkskin girl with dreads ”
” you’re pretty for a girl with dreads ”
” I don’t usually like girls with dreads but …”
” my sisters uncles grandmothers daddy’s nephews girlfriend hates dreads and thinks they’re dirty ”
” can you put them together to make one big dread ?”
” medusa !”
” you look like whoopi “
” you remind me of a mop ”
” let’s tie our dreads together ”
” what do you think about white people with dreads ?”
” you have dreads on your p*ssy?”
” only gay girls have dreads ”
” I thought you were going to be ghetto because you have dreads ”
” can I touch them ?”
” they’re rough ”
” what’s inside your dreads ?”
” oh they’re matted ”
” your babies are going to come out with dreads ”
” do dreads hurt ?”
” I would never get dreads girl I don’t know how you do it ”
” you can’t have dreads to work here ”
” is there something you can do with your hair ?”
” so it’s like that forever ?”
*dude trying to come at me * ” so you going to retwist my dreads for me ?”


The list really goes on …

I think my picture was appropriate for this post cause that’s how I be looking for real ….

mynaturalsistas:

But are you paying attention to what’s going on??? My heart is so heavy….. so heavy…

An attorney for the family of John Crawford III, the man fatally shot by police in an Ohio Walmart store, says surveillance video contradicts the police department’s version of events. Officers say Crawford refused to drop the pellet gun he was holding, but the video allegedly shows them gunning him down “on sight.”

Crawford, 22, was shopping at the Beavercreek, Ohio store on Aug. 5 whenpolice responded to another customer’s report that Crawford was carrying an AR-15 rifle. He was actually holding a pellet air rifle he had just picked up from a shelf in the store’s toy department.

Attorney Michael Wright says he viewed surveillance video that shows Crawford was facing away from the cops and talking to his girlfriend on the phone when police spotted him, and didn’t have the toy gun raised. Hetold WDTN Crawford probably didn’t see or hear the officers before he was shot.

"John was doing nothing wrong in Walmart, nothing more, nothing less than shopping,"Wright said, according to Reuters.

#johncrawford #rip #justice #dontshoot

waterbendingmiqote:

ennish:

deneuveing:

lyrafay:

ask-queen-mikasa:

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013. 

i feel so fucking old right now…

Anyone else notice how more songs were in a minor key at the beginning of the video?

why the flying fuck is Blurred Lines in this list???????????

I forgot how much I love Alicia Keys.


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