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tsunderelly: omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:00:55 -0400

omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode

mudwerks: (via coisas do arco da velha) 10 Days in a Nudist...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:58:21 -0400

mudwerks:

(via coisas do arco da velha)

10 Days in a Nudist Camp

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Sat, 18 May 2013 08:54:28 -0400

marauders4evr: Can we talk about Sarabi for a moment? Because...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:53:10 -0400

marauders4evr:

Can we talk about Sarabi for a moment? Because it seems as though many people underestimate/forget about her. Which is a pity.

Because this is one BAMF lion.

Her husband is dead. Her son is supposedly dead. Her husband’s brother brought hyenas into the Pride Lands and they ultimately destroyed the land.

And yet she does not look down. She does not dip her head. She stands her ground as she walks down a long line of ravaging hyenas who bite and leer at her. She keeps her head high. Even as she faces Scar, she ultimately keeps her head high and even tells Scar off.

Sarabi.

This made me emotional when I was a kid.

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:52:06 -0400

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

hatelyn: Just went into my room to cut and I open my box...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:49:51 -0400

hatelyn:

Just went into my room to cut and I open my box where I keep my blades and this is what I found

Parenting; you’re doing it right.

this made me start crying

sad-teeth: So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy,...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:45:50 -0400

sad-teeth:

So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists about being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists.

anothertimesforgottenspace: worth scrolling all the way up to...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:30:55 -0400

anothertimesforgottenspace:

worth scrolling all the way up to reblog

lol this made my morning

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Sat, 18 May 2013 08:22:00 -0400

judegrabowski: jesstapose: ashleymater: Tippi Benjamine...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:46:23 -0400

judegrabowski:

jesstapose:

ashleymater:

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.

Learn more

I dream about this life.

The one with the frog! I want to be free with all the animals

fatbodypolitics: turnedover: fatbodypolitics: juicyjacqulyn: valeriansays: cha-cha-heels: nadia...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:45:34 -0400

fatbodypolitics:

turnedover:

fatbodypolitics:

juicyjacqulyn:

valeriansays:

cha-cha-heels:

nadiaaboulhosn:

gabifresh:

AHHHHH! My swim collection is AVAILABLE NOW! BUY IT HERE!
go to gabifresh.com for more pics and important info about sizing/fit before buying!

MORE PICS OF THE SHOOT WITH ME!!! xo

OK THIS IS HAPPENING and I think I’m going to get jewel sheer-sided one piece because although I love those bikinis, me and a tie halter just don’t cooperate. I love that this shoot was inspired by Spring Breakers!

summer babes

ugh

if only these came above a size 24

*barfs everywhere*

Yeah I’m not really impressed with the fact that these are being sold at a site called “Swimsuits for all” when the “All” is really a 24 or below. Some of these only come in a 22. They are also incredibly expensive.

This is a HUGE example of how thin privilege is not a binary. Being a smaller fat makes you forget that fat people go past a size 22/24. Not impressed at all.

I mean, yeah, the suits are cute. But $68? I would never. And I’m lucky/privileged in that I can go to Wamart and buy a cute suit for $25 - but the larger you go up in size, the less options you have, and the more money you have to pay. So I can go “Pffft, keep scrolling, I’ll find something else” on these suits, because I have options. Lots of people *don’t have those options* , because they are either sized out or priced out, or both! We should all be able to have cute clothing, that appeals to us, in our size - that is NOT asking too much. It’s not.

Also… thought these were fat-posi suits? Reading the description on a random suit from that line:

Empire waist visually minimizes tummy and hides hips.

Print breaks up torso and visually slims waist.

^This. I wanted to also comment on the bodies pictured as reinforcing acceptable forms of fatness. There needs to be size and shape diversity with clothing and the way things are marketed. I’m not ok with people promoting things to fat positive spaces that reinforce harmful standards of embodiment anymore, regardless of how positive their intentions.

I removed the photos bc they take up too much space.

I remember being a 22, a 14 (now) and a 6. BIG fucking difference in all of them, not just in clothing, but how you’re treated in general.

omg there needs to be a tumblr for ridiculous alice glass gifs

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:43:13 -0400

omg there needs to be a tumblr for ridiculous alice glass gifs

knowledgeequalsblackpower: kronosinasuit: Kerry Washington...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:58:43 -0400

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

kronosinasuit:

Kerry Washington being amazing as always.

Understand colorblinders out there. Please get it.

Aquarius: Pin-up Girls of the Zodiac

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:55:57 -0400

Aquarius: Pin-up Girls of the Zodiac:

houseofaquarius:

BY: Julie O’Mahoney

Aries pin-up girl is rocking her warrior skirt.

Taurus’ pin-up girl knows how to work the land, and can be extremely tactile.

Geminis pin-up girl is made up of mental energy and likes to communicate.

Cancer’s pin-up girl has come out of her shell.

physicalgraffiteaforone: courtneymichellelovecobain: “We had...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:54:00 -0400

physicalgraffiteaforone:

courtneymichellelovecobain:

“We had just gotten off tour with Mudhoney, and I decided to stage-dive. I was wearing a dress and I didn’t realize what I was engendering in the audience. It was a huge audience and they were kind of going ape-shit. So I just dove off the stage, and suddenly, it was like my dress was being torn off of me, my underwear was being torn off of me, people were putting their fingers inside of me and grabbing my breasts really hard, screaming things in my ears like “pussy-whore-cunt”. When I got back onstage I was naked. I felt like Karen Finley. But the worst thing of all was that I saw a photograph of it later. Someone took a picture of me right when this was happening, and I had this big smile on my face like I was pretending it wasn’t happening. So later I wrote a song called “Asking For It” based on the whole experience. I can’t compare it to rape because it’s not the same. But in a way it was. I was raped by an audience, figuratively, literally, and yet, was I asking for it?”

-Courtney Love

This is disgusting. There’s no way this would happen if a male stage dived.

Wanna hear something dumb? I remember reading smut stories throughout like middle school and being turned on but I never felt comfortable enough to touch myself til almost high school. I can't believe you started at age four!

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:53:05 -0400

I don’t know why, I was totally addicted to sex, violence, oddities, etc. I used to get in so much trouble for doing it in public.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 00:30:39 -0400

blackmagickvoodoopussy: mistachil: Talking about tossing a...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:30:11 -0400

blackmagickvoodoopussy:

mistachil:

Talking about tossing a bitch!!!

Holy shit

hoooooooooooooooooomg

priceofliberty: tardishobo: bumblingb: I had a dream they unveiled a new diglett evolution that...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:29:21 -0400

priceofliberty:

tardishobo:

bumblingb:

I had a dream they unveiled a new diglett evolution that was basically like 20 digletts in a group.

it was called dugstruction.

this sounds absolutely radical

!!!

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Wed, 15 May 2013 00:27:15 -0400